Christmas is one the best holidays of the year. The snow, the family time, the decorations, the magic of Santa…No matter how old you are, Christmas is always going to be special. One thing that I love about Christmas? The way that the spirit of Christmas puts everyone in a good mood. Smiles seem a bit brighter, laughter can be heard everywhere and bellies are even jiggling like a bowl full of jelly. With so much awesomeness surrounding Christmas, it’s only appropriate to have some hilarious Christmas quotes for all of us to read and enjoy! Get ready to smile, because these quotes will make you ready for Christmas to be here!

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Hilarious Christmas Quotes to Kick Off the Holiday Season

What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present. Pour some hot cocoa and sit down and read some fun holiday Christmas quotes.

Don Marquis


I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

Henny Youngman


I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.

Author Unknown


Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas.

Author Unknown


I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.



The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Burton Hillis


At Christmas, all roads lead home.

Marjorie Holmes


Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.

Lenore Hershey


Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!



Epic Holiday Christmas Quotes

Isn’t Christmas wonderful? Seriously, what other time of year can you think of where the magic exists as it does during Christmas.

The stockings are hung by the chimney with the care…the children all snuggled up in their beds waiting for Santa to arrive…the cookies and milk set out just waiting to be eaten…and the dreams just dancing around in the minds of your little ones waiting for the morning hours to arrive. There is just something so amazing about each and every moment of the holiday season.

This Christmas, make yourself a promise. Don’t get stressed out by the thought of trying to make everything perfect. Instead, realize that everything around you is already perfect.

The more that you concentrate on being surrounded by your family and friends, the better your holiday will be. And if you can take it day by day and realize that, you’ll holiday season will be one of the best ones yet.

Plus, if you need a little chuckle along the way, don’t forget about these hilarious Christmas quotes. After all, laughter is the best medicine, right? Wear a smile this entire holiday season and embrace the beautiful chaos that Christmas can be!

 funny christmas quotes

Do you have a favorite funny Christmas quote that you think of often during the holidays?





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